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AP. June 30. This just in! Three women were seen at an accident site cutting each other's hair while others gazed at the two car accident. The cuts were alleged to be punishment for rear ending a pristine 1957 Nomad which had very little damage. Two of the distraught victims were clad only their undergarments while an onlooker, possibly the owner of the classic wagon, appeared to have control or their handbags and one woman's cut hair. It was said the pink sedan that rear ended the Nomad belonged to the old woman in pink who already had lost one pigtail as the picture was taken by a pedestrian.

Traffic was snarled for miles. It took several hours to clear the wrecked pink sedan and take the out of town women into custody. Police are seeking the owner of the 1957 Nomad who fled the scene, leaving the frightened women stranded with horrid haircuts, no purses, no clothes, and no transportation home.

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