Beach Massacre

The Beach Massacre Punishment Haircuts...

Front: Oldest daughter. At 35, been dumped more times than the kitchen trash. With her hair chopped, the chances of her being dumped again are small since a pickup is highly unlikely. Her hair is cut first by the Mother. She's in shock and ready to faint over her lost locks.

2nd row, left: Middle daughter: Thinks she's cute with her pleated two piece swimsuit. Hasn't gotten lucky in years. However, her hair remains untouched as yet....Her luck will probably run out when she's the only one left with long hair.

2nd row, right: Grandma's hair is ordered cut by her youngest daughter, behind. Her once knee length hair is short for the first time since daughter #1.

3rd row, left: Little spoiled grand daughter, born out of wedlock to daughter #2, who lives with grandma. She will have a lot less hair to dye purple as the beach patrol warden lops off one side of her once waist length hair.

3rd row, right: Youngest daughter: She thinks she's getting out of this with her long hair in tact. Wrong. The Beach Patrol Warden pauses on the spoiled one's purple hair to lop a chunk of brown hair instead. She falls to her knees in terror in the middle of cutting her Mom's graying tresses.

Back: Beach Patrol Warden: The one that ordered these punishment haircuts.